I like to think that I'm receiving a complement when I'm told, "you're going to be a future cougar", yet I'm never quite sure where that puts me now, in my pre-cougar stage of life. One may think it has something to do with how you look now, at a let's say "young" age with your long skinny legs, perky tits, and a flat tummy, but I really think it has to do with you on more of a psychological level. Not to say I don't happen to be blessed with those wonderful attributes, but I really think my Cougar-ness all started within my mind.
Call me crazy but yes, I am an aspiring cougar and I'm proud! Let's be real, who doesn't grow up wanting to be just as hot as they were in their so called "prime"? I know we all do. I however have decided to prepare myself for this "job" which means I will always be in my "prime". What gives you more joy than to say that? Now let me be realistic for a minute, I'm not a bimbo headed blonde only useful for her DSLs and inability to say "No", I have actually worked very hard at getting what I want, when I want it. Perhaps I'm a little demanding, but really I'm just witty, smart, and somewhat conniving. If only I could show you the schemes I think up in this head of mine, then my friends, you would truly understand why I'm so good at what I do.
For now however, I'm simply going to share the stories that have brought me to where I am today, and shape where I'm going tomorrow. I have had plenty of success and an even amount of failure, but one need not worry as long as the most important thing is remembered; To become a cougar, you must first start out as a mere pussy (cat).
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